Let's RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWK

I haven't posted in 18 weeks........

Wed, 06 May 2009 00:00:21 GMT

Herro my lovers,

I just realised that I have not told any of you the recent-ish news in the Szucs abode. It's all juicy and uninteresting:

1) Turns out I'm allergic to yeast, not wheat.

2) Mom has moved house and now lives in Studham with her boyfriend, Dan.

3) Dad and Lisa are moving into a rented house in June as we're building a new house in Harpenden. The old one is sold and the new one should be built by September next year.

4) Georgie is a douchebag

5) Uni is brilliant.

6) The biggest news is of course saved until last...........

Lisa is 5 months pregnant! We'll find out the sex next friday, and it's due in October :-) So we'll have another munchkin screaming about the place before long. Grooooovy :-D

Loveage to all xxx

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:08:50 GMT

1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?
Went to Peru and worked in an Orphanage.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I can't remember what they were; I generally don't make resolutions because I forget them.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yes, I now have a new baby cousin

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No

5. What countries did you visit?
Peru, Mexico, Columbia, Spain

6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
A pony

7. What date from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
I never remember dates so I don't know.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Earning all the money to take me to South America and back.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Not repairing my relationship with my sister

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Typhoid, parasites, and general colds/hangovers.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
A pint

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Definitely not mine. William's behavior always merits celebration.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Sarah Palin

14. Where did most of your money go?
Drink

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
I was all chuffed for Christmas this year

16. What song will always remind you of 2008?
Mercy by Duffy

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:

i. happier or sadder?
Happier.

ii. thinner or fatter?
Fatter.

iii. richer or poorer?
Poorer.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Enjoying myself

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Arguing

20. How did you spend Christmas?
At home

22. Did you fall in love in 2008?
I was already in love, bu I stayed in it.

23. How many one-night stands?
None.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
I don't watch a lot of tv. Probably Mock The Week.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Yes

26. What was the best book you read this year?
The Picture of Dorian Gray

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Haven't really had one.

28. What did you want and get?
Some nachos

29. What did you want and not get?
A pony

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
The Dark Knight

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 20 and got rat-arsed on a three-day bender

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A pony

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
Don't do fashion; I wear what I want

34. What kept you sane?
Fluoxetine

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
James McAvoy, Christian Bale, Ben Whishaw, Dominic Cooper.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
The possibility of that nutcase Sarah Palin being in charge of anything more powerful that a hairdryer.

37. Who did you miss?
My folks, brother, friends

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Ahhh I can't decide that

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008.
Don't have pregnancy scares

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
Doo Waa Diddy

Hello sexy people

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:56:25 GMT

I'm sorry that I'm so shite at updating; usually it's because I know that everyone's probably doing more interesting things that me!

There's not a whole lot to report on really: Alex and I are together and very happy. We're both going to University of Leicester together. I'm going to study Spanish and Italian, and he's going to study History. We go on the 28th, and we're both really excited/nervous!!!

Dad and Lisa are now Mr and Mrs Dad and Lisa, William is a gorgeous little monkey who's cheeky as hell, Georgie is doing something I'm sure, and my Mom has a new boyfriend and she is two years sober in January.

I'm currently working at the Wine Rack in Harpenden, and I've been offered a job in the Leicester branch, with the offer of coming back to work in Harpenden during my uni holidays.

There is a very large spider crawling across my floor, and I'm NOT happy about it.

To concur, I don't know when everyone is returning to their respective universities, but I propose that we have a big drinking session to celebrate our success, and just generally because wehave not had one in a long time.

Let me know your thoughts!!! Love to all! Charlie xxx

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:57:23 GMT

Me and Bob are ever so slightly rubbish.

Yesterday, we decided at the last minute to go see "Wanted" at the cinema. We drove all the way down to Luton, and then decided that we couldn't be bothered, and so drove home.

To be fair, we were both very tired, but it's pretty typical of us to get very close to doing something, and then just decide that we can't be arsed (like that time we both NEARLY walked out of school, but then didn't)

It was a nice "Bob and Charlie Adventure" though, which we have had a distinct lack of as of recent.

In other news, I WANT TO SEE BATMAN!!! It's taking so ridiculously long for the movie to come out (I've been waiting since March!!!") I NEED TO SEE IT!!!!

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:47:57 GMT

I have spent the whole day with a massive hangover. Bob's last night was really good fun; the blokes were all really lovely, and we all got absolutely trashed. My head is still pounding, and I know that Ali was feeling the crunch this morning too.

Really good party mate. The brownies in particular were fantastic xxx

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:47:05 GMT

Heather Mills is possibly the most vile, disgusting, arrogant, selfish, greedy, dellusional c**t on the planet. She just won £24 something million in the divorce courts (not a penny of which she deserved) and £35,000 a year for the maintenance of their daughter, who is at boarding school, and she has the audacity to accuse Sir Paul of being cheap towards their daughter's needs, saying that he has enough money to travel everywhere "A class" while Beatrice will have to travel "B Class". She then hastened to add that she would never actually have to travel "B class" as "of course, I will pay for her". Pay for her with the money that Sir Paul has just given you for lying on your back with your stump of a leg in the air for four years or so? Yeah, he must be an "AWFUL FATHER".

My God that woman is hugely irritating. I would love to tie her to a chair and repeatedly beat her round the head, shouting about how vile and disgusting she is. That bitch moans about how she wanted £125 million of Sir Paul's money, and then complained about how the Judge stated he was worth £400 million, which she says is a lie. First of all,what business is it of hers to deliberate on how much money HE, not she, has earnt in his lifetime, and second of all, why does she deserve more than an eighth of his fortune when he made almost all of his money before he even knew her, and he has actually probably lost money since being with her as the public hated that lying, ex-prostitute wife of his.

And pouring the water over his lawyer's head, I mean, what a better way to shout out to the world "I'm not getting my way and I don't like it!!!"

That c**t should die. Painfully.

In other news, Bob I love your postcard!!!

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:58:17 GMT

I really don't update as often as I should. When I do I always end up with loads of stuff to say, but then, half way through, I get bored with writing it and so just abandon the task altogether.

Anyway, not much has been going on. Birthday was awesome (thanks to all who sent texts/posts/the like) I really really hate work, but so far have saved nearly 2 grand towards the trip to Peru, so am content I guess.

Very much looking forward to Crimbo this year and have already bought everyone's presents :-) Amy, any word on your sparkly Christmas party yet?

William turned 2 yesterday which was cool. He got loads of great presents for me to play with.

Went to Bob's the other week which was really good fun. Am missing everyone at uni. Can't wait to go next year; so far have unconditional offers from Leicester and UEA, a rejection from Aston, and have yet to hear from Bristol and Susex.

Now I have to go to work which sucks bottom. I'm working until 7.30 tonight, so will hopefully meet you funky people up town later for some catching up and drinking!

Loveage xxx

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:02:08 GMT

Important Question:

Bob

What is this weird thing you have about losing your foot?

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:39:34 GMT

DAD AND LISA ARE ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

Nervous about how I'm going to tell mom, but still, THEY'RE ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:57:46 GMT

Apparently this is my first update in almost four months. Time is really flying by at the moment.

Anyway, Zante was amazing. It was tres tres hot and everyone had a brilliant time. I'm really gonna miss all of us hanging out together like that. The photos are fantastic, altough the ones with the plastic cups really confused my family; I guess you had to be there.

You guys are all off to Uni soon and I'm so jealous! Actually, I'm not really as I'm so excited about my gap year. Form monday I will be working full time at Luton Hoo hotel and spa for £900 a month, then we've got all the birthdays and christmas coming up. Then in January I fly to Mexico with Alex for a week to spend time with my family (uncle, aunt and cousins) and then we fly to Peru to live in a town called Cuzco for about 5 weeks. We'll be teaching at the local school and helping to organise sports and music classes. We'll be living in a house with other students on the project, we have every weekend off, and after we finish we're off to travel South America, including hopefully meeting up with Bob in Cuba :-)

Then we're gonna fly up to America and spend 2 or 3 days there before flying back to England for a few weeks. Then we're off again travelling around Europe for a month. It's all gonna be so expensive, but I'm so excited about doing it. Really nervous though!

Hope everyone's uni stuff is coming along and that you all enjoy it!

Yoinked off Amy and Bob

Thu, 17 May 2007 15:43:50 GMT

These aren't in any order by the way:

Top Ten Bands/Artists
1. Avenged Sevenfold
2. Arch Enemy
3. Rolling Stones
4. Arctic Monkeys
5. The Beatles
6. Rancid
7. Jack Off Jill
8. Pantera
9. Metallica
10. Slayer

Top Ten Movies
1. The Godfather
2. Fight Club
3. Se7en
4. Donnie Darko
5. Blazing Saddles
6. A Clockwork Orange
7. Volver
8. The Matrix
9. American History X
10. Pan's Labyrinth

Top Ten Actors / Actresses
1. Robert De Niro
2. Penelope Cruz
3. Ben Whishaw
4. Al Pacino
5. Morgan Freeman
6. Christian Bale
7. Gael Garcia Bernal
8. Kevin Spacey
9. Ian McKellan
10. Marlon Brando

Top Ten Books / Plays
1. Catcher In The Rye
2. A Clockwork Orange
3. The Beach
4. The Alchemist
5. His Dark Materials trilogy
6. Womberang
7. The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night Time
8. Macbeth
9. Oedipus The King
10. Trainspotting

Top Five Poems
1. Daffodils - William Wordsworth
2. Sleeping At Last - Christina Rossetti
3. The Raven - Edgar Allen Poe
4. Remember - Christina Rossetti
5. Jabberwocky - Lewis Carroll

The Idea:
Name six bands/artists to play at your dream festival.
- The first act plays 5 songs.
- The second act plays 5 songs.
- The third act plays 7 songs.
- The fourth act plays 7 songs.
- The fifth act plays 10 songs.
- The sixth act plays 14 songs.

Arch Enemy take to the stage:

Silent Wars
Dehumanization
Dead Eyes See No Future
We Will Rise
Nemesis

Next up is Rancid!

Maxwell Murder
Roots And Radicals
Ruby Soho
Blood Clot
Junkie Man

Next comes Avenged Sevenfold

Bat Country
Beast And The Harlot
Unholy Confessions
Second Heartbeat
Darkness Surrounding
Chapter Four
I Won't See You Tonight parts 1 and 2

Then comes the reunion of The Libertines (might seem out of place with the other bands):

Don't Look Back Into The Sun
Vertigo
Arbeit Macht Frei
Up The Bracket
Death On The Stairs
Man Who Would Be King
I Get Along

The penultimate act of the day, The Rolling Stones!

Gimme Shelter
Street Fighting Man
I Can't Get No Satisfaction
It's Only Rock And Roll (But I Like It)
Beast Of Burden
Get Off My Cloud
Wild Horses
Honky Tonk Woman
Angie
Paint It Black

And finally, Nirvana
Breed
Blew
Polly
Heart-Shaped Box
Rape Me
All Apologies
Sliver
Terretorial Pissings
Man Who Sold The World (I know it's a Bowie track, but they cover it well)
About A Girl
Lounge Act
Stay Away
Been A Son
Smells Like Teen Spirit (I don't even like the song anymore, but if you see Nirvana live, you have to hear them play it. It's the law)

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:06:27 GMT

I have sold my Arctic Monkeys tickets for £132.

Only problem is that now I really want to see them.

When I first heard "Brainstorm" I thought it was poo. Now I'm listening to it on repeat. DAMN THOSE SHEFFIELD LADS!!!!

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 17:02:19 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATY XXX

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:40:15 GMT

Is it sad that I almost fell off my chair from laughing at my new default picture?

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:11:44 GMT

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that there's a scrub being sold in Benefit called "Honey...Snap out of it!" scrub. It's a honey facial thingy and I've run out so that would be awesome

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:27:36 GMT

Okay, seeing as Bob did it and my birthday is before hers, I feel I should put a birthday list up.

Anything off this amazon wishlist: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/registry.html/026-8988527-7150834?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=3G4AQDOKIIKMY

The Fratellis album (I think Char has decided on this already)

Some of you might want to join together to get these:

Dior-Pure Poison
Kenzo-Flower
Chanel-Coco

And apart from that anything else you think I might like or clothes you think I would take a shine to: I'm a size 10, I like band t-shirts, and I am very fussy so clothes isn't the safest option

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 20:26:13 GMT

Marlon Brando is actually amazing. So is Al Pacino. These two guys really don't get enough praise.

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 21:30:15 GMT

I never update this thing anymore.

I canny be arsed to write a mega-long and detailed update, so I shall give you a crash-course into the last 3 weeks of Charlie's life.

So far, school is annoying but alright. I'm having a better time than I did last year, although I was really upset by the whole PR job/school play thing.

Last week I had a majorly bad cold which sucked, but now it's all gone. I also saw Checkhov's play "The Seagull" which was fantastic, and Ben Whishaw was beautiful.

Lauren's birthday was on friday which was nice. My brother has a cold and conjunctivitis which sucks bottom. My eye is suspiciously itchy.

I have a very sore back and no dress for Lucy Gepp's party. Have quit smoking though and it's going well. Through a combination of gym, netball and healthy eating my health is returning, my muscles are being used for the first time in ages, and I feel really good. Think I have in fact gained weight, but that's probably because I ate shitloads last week as I had PMS.

Am very happy about returning to sport. Didn't realise just how much I missed it.

My mom text me today saying she wants no further contact with me. Don't know where that came from, but don't particuarly care either.

It's my birthday soon(ish) :-D Avenged Sevenfold cancelled their tour, stupid bastards.

Here's an arguement between me and my dad this morning which I found odd:

Dad: Where's that knife I was using?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought you'd finished with it so I put it in the dishwasher
D: Well I wasn't finished using it, and now, thanks to you and your not thinking about anyone else but yourself, I have to use a new knife.
M: Well if it means that much to you I'll get it out and give it a wash
D: Oh how convenient, you'll just waste my water then, will you? You pay the fucking water bill then
M: Oh for God's sake, Dad, I'll just give it a wipe then
D: NO! I don't want to use a dirty knife!
M: I just said I'll clean it for you!
D: I don't want that knife anymore!
M: Then get another one out!
D: Oh yeah, that's your solution to everything, isn't it?
M: WHAT? What does that even mean anyway?
D: UGH! I can't take this. Hold William. I'm going for a haircut.

That was SO surreal. No wonder you all think I'm weird; look at my bloody gene-pool!

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 13:37:18 GMT

Alright people, listen up. My house, tonight, before 5. Nancy is here now and we are wondering who else is actually coming. Just come to mine and we'll go to the fair, then bugger off to a pub/home or something. LET ME KNOW BY TEXT OR I WILL HURT YOU WITH A BIG FUCK-OFF SHOVEL

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 20:15:22 GMT

Okay, this is the phone Sarah and I think we should get Lauren for her birthday: http://www.virginmobile.com/vm/viewProduct.do?productId=59C467DB-AAB0-44C5-983F-FAE7370F0C57 We need numbers of who will chip in 10 quid though, as we need to order it soon! Let me know what you think and if you will contribute

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 15:10:13 GMT

Okay, I have ordered Zoe the first Franz Ferdinand album for her birthday, so no one else get it for her.

Does anyone have any idea what I should get Lauren?!

STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 18:29:43 GMT

A) Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Waitress
2. Waitress
3. Gymnastics coach
4. Caterer

B) Four movies you would watch over and over:
I'm gonna change that question to movies I HAVE watched over and over:
1. A Clockwork Orange
2. Fight Club
3. The Godfather
4. Lock Stock

Random I know.

C) Four places you have lived:
1. Harpenden
2. N/A
3. N/A
4. N/A

D) Four TV shows you love to watch:
1. The Simpsons
2. Family Guy
3. Friends
4. Eastenders

E ) Four places you have been on vacation: like countries or cities?
1. Mexico
2. Spain
3. France
4. Italy

F ) Web sites you visit daily:
1. Livejournal
2. Myspace
3. Hotmail
4. ??

G ) Four of my favourite foods:
1. Apples
2. Strawberries
3. Cheese
4. Nachos

H) Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Pub
2. Amy W's House
3. Bob's House
4. Mexico/Carl Barat's house

I) Four friends I think will respond:
1. Dunno man
2.
3.
4.

Bonus: Four things you still don't know about me:
1. I have a phobia of earrings
2. I hate the colour beige
3. I want a puppy to eat my cats because they suck
4. I swear my finger's broken

Am gonna go out now. That's how bored I am

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:57:37 GMT

1 - Elaborate on your default icon.
Carl Barat. He's beautiful and I love him.

2 – What’s your current relationship status?
Seeing someone, but I want to be single again

3 – Ever have a near-death experience?
Don't think so actually.

4 – Name an obvious quality you have.
I talk utter bollocks

5 – What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head right now?
Olivia Newton-John-Let's get physical. I have NO idea why

6 – Name a celebrity you would marry.
Carl Barat or Alex DeLarge if he wasn't a fictional character

7 – Who will cut and paste this first?
Ya mam

8 – Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Yes. Mainly Billie Piper, but I've had a lot of comparisons to people

9 – Do you wear a watch? What kind?
Nope

10 – Do you have anything pierced?
Nothing, and I never will

11 – Do you have any tattoos?
Noooo. They're yucky

12 – Do you like pain?
Nope

13 – Do you like to shop?
Yeah, if I have money.

14 – What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Train ticket

15 – What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
A poster of Alex DeLarge

16 – Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Alex

17 – What is on your desktop background?
Me, Nancy and Char posing as cowboys in a shop in Arizona

18 – What is the background on your cell phone?
A photo of a pint of magners and a packet of fags

19 – Do you like redheads?
Sure

20 – Do you know any twins?
Yeha

21 – Do you have any weird relatives?
My whole family is extremely unorthodox

22 – What was the last movie you watched?
The Godfather Part II

23 – What was the last book you read?
The Icarus Agenda by someone

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:35:35 GMT

Oh my fucking god

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/content/herts/news/story.aspx?brand=HADOnline&category=News&tBrand=herts24&tCategory=newshadnew&itemid=WEED27%20Jul%202006%2012%3A48%3A41%3A477

This has shaken me up so much. Not only did I used to know the guy who died (David), but I also fucking know the driver! His name is Alex Perser, and he was my best friend at infants school! We used to go round each other's houses and play and shit. This is so fucking scary. I just found out today that it was him who did it. I can't believe this. What makes it worse is that he was driving without a liscence, in a stolen car, while high on weed. And just the week before he'd stolen a car and crashed it, breaking his mates nose. How fucking stupid can you get?! I can't believe this. He was such a nice boy, but his dad left when he was about 7 and he went completely off the rails. He's been done by the police before for trivial things like assult, but now he's actually going down for manslaughter, as well as dangerous driving, driving without a liscence, driving a stolen vehicle, and driving under the influence of drugs! This is insane. We aren't anywhere near as close as we were when we were little, but whenever we saw eachother we'd smile and say hi and have a chat about shit. He was still a nice guy underneath it all, he was just a complete psycho. He used to carry a knife around with him for getting into fights with! It's INSANE! I remember him coming round to my house with his little sister and us all playing in the garden. Now he's under police protection due to a mob in harpenden attacking his house and family because they want to kill him for what he's done. I just can't believe that he would be so stupid. He didn't get any injuries at all, but apparently the poor guy, David, there was none of his brain left in his skull as it was all over the windscreen. And do you know what Alex did? HE RAN AWAY FROM THE SCENE! Then about half an hour later he called his mate and was like "I think I killed Dave" Fucking cunt. I can't believe he did this. I'm mates with a girl at Roundwood who was his best mate; she passed her driving test the day before the funeral, so her first independent day out on the road was driving mates to his funeral. She's of course devestated. My mom told me it was Alex today, and we both just sat down and cried. We remember the little boy who used to come to our house and play, and now he's going to jail for manslaughter. His family are getting bottled in the street, and his life is totally fucked up now. It's so sad. I don't think it's even properly sunk in yet with everyone. It's a tragic event which cost the life of a young person. He was an extremely nice guy, and I don't know how people are going to cope without him.

R.I.P David Williams

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 13:22:52 GMT

Just thought that I should let you all know this:

I make THE best smoothies in the world.

My favourite so far is banana, passion fruit and strawberry, but mango and banana is very good too, as is papaya and banana and strawberry.

I think you all need to sample my smoothies as they are fabulous. I gave one to my sister, the fussiest eater in the world, and she ASKED FOR ANOTHER ONE! Those of you who know how difficult my sister is will know that this makes my smoothies Nobel-Prize worthy.

Yay for Smoothies!!!